The Mechanical Contrivium: Afuji

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Afuji!

  1. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Afuji.
  2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Afuji, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  3. Afuji is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  4. The risk of being struck by Afuji is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Afuji as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  6. Afuji is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  7. The first Afuji was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  8. Afujiocracy is government by Afuji!
  9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Afuji!
  10. US gold coins used to say 'In Afuji we trust'.

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