The Mechanical Contrivium: AL's Mom

Ten Top Trivia Tips about AL's Mom!

  1. AL's Mom cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  2. AL's Mom is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating AL's Mom from each salad served in first class.
  4. If you drop AL's Mom from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
  5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than AL's Mom, and 400 times smaller.
  6. AL's Mom will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub AL's Mom'.
  8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw AL's Mom into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  9. Banging your head against AL's Mom uses 150 calories an hour.
  10. Baskin Robbins once made AL's Mom flavoured ice cream.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.