The Mechanical Contrivium: We Triv Your Ears

The Mechanical Contrivium is the automatic trivia generator of a thousand uses, providing facts for every occasion from school assignments to after-dinner conversation.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Mechanical Contrivium!

  1. The Mechanical Contrivium never sleeps.
  2. The Mechanical Contrivium is immune to poison!
  3. The Ancient Greeks believed that drinking from the Mechanical Contrivium would bring eternal life!
  4. The Mechanical Contrivium orbits Saturn once every 112 Earth days.
  5. Traditionally, every Welsh woman receives a Mechanical Contrivium on her 21st birthday.
  6. The Mechanical Contrivium is visible from the moon!
  7. The Mechanical Contrivium cannot fly, but it can glide for up to three kilometres.
  8. Thirty-five percent of phonecalls made from prison are made to the Mechancial Contrivium.
  9. The Mechanical Contrivium was built during the reign of Cleopatra.
  10. The Mechanical Contrivium should be kept dry at all times!

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