Bilateral Thinking Puzzles
Q: A man tries the new cologne his wife gave him for his birthday. He
goes out to get some food, and is killed. Why?
A: The man is a knife-thrower in a circus act, and was seen leaving an
optometry clinic.
This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into
writing it, from
the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.