Bilateral Thinking Puzzles

Q: A man pushed his car. He stopped when he reached a hotel at which point he knew he was bankrupt. Why?

A: The man is a beekeeper, and a swarm of bees attack him en masse because they don't recognise his fragrance.


This is another thing that seemed funnier a third of the way into writing it, from the Surrealist. 19th August 2005.