Bad Joke Cracker

Zombie Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

Generate your own...
Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
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Tip: Because the Generator uses comma separated lists, you can cut and paste a list of synonyms from thesaurus.com, or anywhere else that's useful.

What's a zombie's favourite album?
The Queen Is Undead

What's a zombie's favourite album?
A Rush Of Blood To The Undead

What's a zombie's favourite film?
Dawn of the Undead

What's a zombie's favourite dessert?
Undead & Butter Pudding


What does a zombie eat for dinner?
Graghetti and Meatballs


Where does a zombie go on holiday?
Braint Lucia

What's a zombie's favourite film?
Brain Man

What does a zombie like to wear?
A Braincoat


What's a zombie's favourite film?
The Man Who Headshot Liberty Valance

What brand of mobile phone does a zombie use?
Headshotorola.

What's a zombie's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Headshotless Mind

What's a zombie's favourite book?
Harry Headshotter and the Goblet of Fire