Bad Joke Cracker

Scene Kid Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a scene kid's favourite album?
The Queen Is Bead

What's a scene kid's favourite album?
A Rush Of Blood To The Bead


What's a scene kid's favourite film?
The Man Who Polka Dot Liberty Valance

Where does a scene kid go on holiday?
Polka Dote D'Ivoire

What's a scene kid's favourite film?
Polka Dotel Rwanda

What brand of mobile phone does a scene kid use?
Polka Dotorola.

What's a scene kid's favourite film?
Eternal Sunshine of the Polka Dotless Mind

What's a scene kid's favourite film?
Polka Dotorious

Where does a scene kid go on holiday?
Polka Dotswana


What's a scene kid's favourite film?
L.A. Sliponfidential

How does a scene kid vote in an election?
Sliponservative.

What's a scene kid's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Sliponely Hearts Club Band

Where does a scene kid keep its money?
In a Sliponey box.

What does a scene kid eat for breakfast?
Sliponey Nut Cheerios

What's a scene kid's favourite film?
Slipone with the Wind

What does a scene kid eat for dinner?
Chili Slipon Carne

Who is a scene kid's favourite poet?
Henry Wadsworth Slipongfellow

What sport does a scene kid enjoy?
Ping-Slipong

Where does a scene kid go on holiday?
Slipong Kong

Where does a scene kid go on holiday?
Slipongo

What's a scene kid's favourite film?
Twelve Sliponkeys

What's a scene kid's favourite film?
Sliponnie Darko

Who was a scene kid's favourite US president?
Sliponald Reagan.


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