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Clown Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What does a clown eat for dinner?
Shepherd's Custard Pie

What's a clown's favourite dessert?
Banoffee Custard Pie


Who is a clown's favourite poet?
Ogden Whitewash


What's a clown's favourite song?
Another One Bites the Circust

Where does a clown go on holiday?
Circussia

What's a clown's favourite album?
A Circush Of Blood To The Head

What does a clown like to wear?
Stockings and Circuspenders

What's a clown's favourite album?
Everything Circust Go


What's a clown's favourite film?
Witness for the Red Nosecution