Bad Joke Cracker

Performance Artist Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Bosnia and Theaterzegovina

What's performance artist's favourite book?
The Satanic Theaterses

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Theaterry Berry Nice

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Amores Theaterros

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Cape Theaterde


Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
Ulysses S. NEA Grant.


What's performance artist's favourite film?
On the Chocolaterfront


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenegal

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenmark

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Live Chickeneral

What does performance artist like to wear?
A Live Chickenchcoat

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenya

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Live Chicken-Hur

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenezuela

Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
John F. Live Chickennedy.

What sport does performance artist enjoy?
The Live Chickentathlon


What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Shredded Empty Seat

What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Empty Seat Dictator

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Puffed Empty Seat


What's performance artist's favourite film?
Laurie Andersonnie Darko

Where does performance artist keep its money?
In a Laurie Andersoney box.

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersontserrat

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Alice's Adventures In Laurie Andersonderland

What is performance artist's favourite game?
Laurie Andersonopoly

What is performance artist's favourite arcade machine?
Laurie Andersonkey Kong

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersongolia

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersonga

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Hable Laurie Anderson ella

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Killing Me Softly With His Laurie Andersong

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Are You Laurie Andersonesome To-Night?

Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
Laurie Andersonald Reagan.

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Laurie Andersone with the Wind

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Laurie Andersonsters, Inc.

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Indiana Laurie Andersones and the Last Crusade


What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Station John Cagent


What's performance artist's favourite film?
Full Puppetal Jacket

Which chat show host would interview performance artist?
David Puppetterman.

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Puppet Lucky

What's performance artist's favourite album?
Puppet Sounds


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: unconditional love and respect.