Bad Joke Cracker

Performance Artist Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's performance artist's favourite book?
The Satanic Theaterses

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theateru

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Amores Theaterros

What's performance artist's favourite drink?
Theaterryade

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theatermany

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Theatermuda

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Cape Theaterde

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Theatercy Bysshe Shelley

Who was performance artist's favourite US president?
Theaterald Ford.


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
NEA Grantigua

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
NEA Grante Gabriel Rossetti


Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Bananada

What's performance artist's favourite fruit?
Banananas.

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Bananama


What's performance artist's favourite book?
His Dark Chocolaterials

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Chocolatership Down


What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Motor Oil fencing


What's performance artist's favourite film?
The Live Chickeneral

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenezuela

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Live Chickenjamin Zephaniah

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickentral African Republic

What sport does performance artist enjoy?
Foil Live Chickencing

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Live Chickenry Wadsworth Longfellow

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Live Chickenmark


What's performance artist's favourite film?
In the Empty Seat of the Night

What does performance artist like to wear?
An Empty Seather jacket

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Shredded Empty Seat

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Puffed Empty Seat

What does performance artist eat for dinner?
Spaghetti and Empty Seatballs


What's performance artist's favourite song?
Laurie Anderson't Stop Me Now

Where does performance artist keep its money?
In a Laurie Andersoney box.

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Laurie Andersone with the Wind

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Twelve Laurie Andersonkeys

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Indiana Laurie Andersones and the Last Crusade

What's performance artist's favourite album?
Laurie Andersondon Calling

What's performance artist's favourite book?
Bridget Laurie Andersones's Diary

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersongo

What does performance artist eat for breakfast?
Laurie Andersoney Nut Cheerios

What's performance artist's favourite dessert?
Victoria Laurie Andersonge

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersonaco

What brand of mobile phone does performance artist use?
Laurie Andersony Ericsson.

Where does performance artist go on holiday?
Laurie Andersonga

Who is performance artist's favourite poet?
Henry Wadsworth Laurie Andersongfellow

What's performance artist's favourite song?
Are You Laurie Andersonesome To-Night?

What is performance artist's favourite game?
Laurie Andersonopoly


What's performance artist's favourite film?
Puppetropolis

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Star Wars: Episode VI - Puppeturn of the Jedi

What's performance artist's favourite film?
Full Puppetal Jacket


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: unconditional love and respect.