Bad Joke Cracker

Hemlock Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's hemlock's favourite book?
To Kill a Hemlockingbird

What's hemlock's favourite song?
We Will Hemlock You

What sport does hemlock enjoy?
Hemlock climbing

What's hemlock's favourite film?
A Hemlockwork Orange

What's hemlock's favourite film?
Hemlock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

What's hemlock's favourite dessert?
Fruit Hemlocktail