Bad Joke Cracker

Hemlock Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's hemlock's favourite song?
We Will Hemlock You

What does hemlock like to wear?
Hemlockings and suspenders

What's hemlock's favourite dessert?
Fruit Hemlocktail

What's hemlock's favourite book?
To Kill a Hemlockingbird