Bad Joke Cracker

Clock Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What sport does clock enjoy?
Clock climbing

What's clock's favourite film?
Clock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

What's clock's favourite film?
A Clockwork Orange

What does clock like to wear?
Clockings and suspenders

What's clock's favourite book?
To Kill a Clockingbird