Bad Joke Cracker

Clock Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

Generate your own...
Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
(optional)
Tip: Because the Generator uses comma separated lists, you can cut and paste a list of synonyms from thesaurus.com, or anywhere else that's useful.

What's clock's favourite song?
We Will Clock You

What's clock's favourite song?
I Love Clock 'n' Roll

What's clock's favourite film?
A Clockwork Orange

What does clock like to wear?
Clockings and suspenders

What's clock's favourite dessert?
Fruit Clocktail