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Remarkably sluggish delivery. Have never encountered anyone so execrable. Avoid.
Delivery was immensely slow. A very, very unnerving seller. Intimidating seller.
Sluggish delivery! Have never encountered anyone so sickening. Remarkably angry.
Delivery was exceptionally sluggish. Seller is odious. Would not buy from again.
Remarkably slow dispatch. Have never encountered anyone so dismaying. Disgusted.
Delivery was astounding! Service was terrifying. An immensely petrifying seller.
Exceptionally awful delivery. Would not buy from again. Seller is disheartening.
Delivery was horrific. Would not buy from again. A remarkably deplorable seller.
Delivery was beastly. Service was terrifying. An exceptionally abhorrent seller.
Revolting delivery! Very, very angry. Have never encountered anyone so horrible.