Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Congratulations! You are suffering from
Soggius' Disease.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: screaming, invisibility, blinking, embarrassing noises

Cure: take a day off work
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.