Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry

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It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Ossenbrueggerius' Syndrome.

Cause: just one of those things

Symptoms: extremely puce vomit, restlessness, occasional night terrors, vague narcolepsy

Cure: take a hundred paracetamol every day before meals

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.