Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Grogamaniaosis.

Cause: dancing

Symptoms: excess of money, dry skin, embarrassing noises

Cure: take three placebo tablets a day until it goes away
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.