Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
* Let Your Name Outlive Your Illness *
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Danny's Disorder.

Cause: excessive Internet usage

Symptoms: long hair, dislike of modern architecture, blocked nose, drowsiness

Cure: prayer
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.