Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Bad luck! You are suffering from
Stephen Alan Yorke's Disorder.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: narcolepsy, wheezing, leg swelling, tongue swelling

Cure: psychiatry

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.