Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Bad luck! You are suffering from
Rozyitis.

Cause: overconsumption of junk food

Symptoms: frequent delusions, déjà vu, cranial bloating

Cure: smoke seven cigarettes every day before meals
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.