Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry

* Let Your Name Outlive Your Illness *

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Goofydoofy's Syndrome.

Cause: cursed amulet

Symptoms: receding gums, face blurring when photographed, skin lesions, excessive cannibalism

Cure: take a hundred shots of morphine a day until it goes away

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.