Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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I thought as much. You are suffering from
Golgotha Kinslayer's Disease.

Cause: lack of poison ivy

Symptoms: sudden hyperactivity, sarcasm, sudden hunger

Cure: click heels together three times

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.