Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
* Let Your Name Outlive Your Illness *
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Flu's Syndrome
.
Cause
: running too fast
Symptoms
: urinary pain, leg swelling, insomnia, brain shrinkage
Cure
: none
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Diagnoses automated by
Kevan
, 4th April 2004.