Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Ever Quest's Disease.

Cause: too much sleep

Symptoms: frequent hydrophobia, mildly collapsed lungs, enlarged liver and spleen, neck swelling

Cure: psychiatry

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.