Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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I thought as much. You are suffering from
Captain Penguin's Syndrome.

Cause: mosquito bite

Symptoms: chi imbalance, hissing, frequent hallucinations

Cure: take seven leeches with meals

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.