Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
* Let Your Name Outlive Your Illness *
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Calthine's Disorder.

Cause: watching too much television

Symptoms: vague paranoia, impotence, vague American accent

Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.