The Mechanical Contrivium: Yo momma!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yo momma!!

  1. Yo momma! is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  2. Yo momma! can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Yo momma!.
  4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Yo momma!.
  5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Yo momma!.
  6. New Zealand was the first place to allow Yo momma! to vote!
  7. The international dialling code for Yo momma! is 672!
  8. Yo momma! once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
  9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Yo momma!.
  10. Yo momma! is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Yo momma!!

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