The Mechanical Contrivium: Vince McMahon

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vince McMahon!

1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Vince McMahon.
2. Antarctica is the only continent without Vince McMahon!
3. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Vince McMahon.
4. Vince McMahon is only six percent water.
5. Vince McMahon is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
6. A lump of Vince McMahon the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
7. Vince McMahon was the first Tsar of Russia.
8. Vince McMahon cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
9. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Vince McMahon, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
10. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Vince McMahon would protect them from evil spirits.