The Mechanical Contrivium: The Pittsburgh Steelers

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Pittsburgh Steelers!

  1. More people are killed by The Pittsburgh Steelers each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  2. The Pittsburgh Steelers can taste with their feet!
  3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill The Pittsburgh Steelers!
  4. The Pittsburgh Steelers are the only bird that can swim but not fly!
  5. The Pittsburgh Steelers will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  6. The Pittsburgh Steelers are worth their weight in gold - literally!
  7. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of The Pittsburgh Steelers, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
  8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on The Pittsburgh Steelers.
  9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw The Pittsburgh Steelers into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  10. The Pittsburgh Steelers can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.

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