The Mechanical Contrivium: The Noid

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Noid!

1. You should always store The Noid in an airtight container in the fridge.
2. The Noid was declared extinct in 1902.
3. The Noid can be seen from space!
4. The Noid will often glow under UV light.
5. The Noid can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
6. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil The Noid.
7. The The Noid-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand The Noid-fights take place there every day.
8. If you cut The Noid in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
9. The Noid can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
10. Tradition allows women to propose to The Noid only during leap years.