The Mechanical Contrivium: Teff

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Teff!

  1. Teff is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  2. Teff has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  3. Teff cannot swim.
  4. Pacman was originally called Teffman.
  5. Half a cup of Teff contains only seventeen calories!
  6. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Teff with his left foot.
  7. Teff is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  8. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Teff in your ear 700 times!
  9. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Teff on!
  10. It took Teff 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

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