The Mechanical Contrivium: Samuel Jackson

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Samuel Jackson!

  1. When Samuel Jackson is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  2. Samuel Jackson is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
  3. The colour of Samuel Jackson is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
  4. Native Americans never actually ate Samuel Jackson; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Samuel Jackson.
  6. More people are killed by Samuel Jackson each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  7. Samuel Jackson is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
  8. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Samuel Jackson orbiting the Earth!
  9. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Samuel Jackson.
  10. Scientists believe that Samuel Jackson began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!

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