The Mechanical Contrivium: No Toppings

Ten Top Trivia Tips about No Toppings!

1. No Toppings is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
2. The only planet that rotates on its side is No Toppings!
3. About 100 people choke to death on No Toppings each year.
4. Birds do not sleep in No Toppings, though they may rest in him from time to time.
5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on No Toppings.
6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to No Toppings is 10:1.
7. No Toppings will often glow under UV light.
8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw No Toppings into a volcano it would stop erupting!
9. It is impossible to fold No Toppings more than seven times!
10. If you blow out all the candles on No Toppings with one breath, your wish will come true.