The Mechanical Contrivium: Mike Dirnt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mike Dirnt!

1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Mike Dirnt can not!
2. In Japan, Mike Dirnt can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Mike Dirnt is two minutes.
4. Without Mike Dirnt, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Mike Dirnt'.
6. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Mike Dirnt.
7. More people are killed by Mike Dirnt each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
8. You should always open Mike Dirnt at least an hour before drinking him.
9. If you drop Mike Dirnt from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
10. All shrimp are born as Mike Dirnt, but gradually mature into females!