The Mechanical Contrivium: Logophile

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Logophile!

  1. Banging your head against Logophile uses 150 calories an hour.
  2. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Logophile.
  3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Logophile.
  4. The only planet that rotates on its side is Logophile.
  5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Logophile.
  6. Logophile does not have toes.
  7. Logophile is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  8. About 100 people choke to death on Logophile each year.
  9. A Logophileometer is used to measure Logophile.
  10. Logophile was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.

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