The Mechanical Contrivium: Joshua Alan Doetsch

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joshua Alan Doetsch!

  1. The colour of Joshua Alan Doetsch is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
  2. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Joshua Alan Doetsch.
  3. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Joshua Alan Doetsch.
  4. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Joshua Alan Doetsch!
  5. If you blow out all the candles on Joshua Alan Doetsch with one breath, your wish will come true.
  6. If Joshua Alan Doetsch was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  7. Joshua Alan Doetsch became extinct in England in 1486.
  8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Joshua Alan Doetsch on.
  9. Joshua Alan Doetsch can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  10. It's bad luck to put Joshua Alan Doetsch on a bed.

Consult the Contrivium

I am interested in

Do tell me about

To share this knowledge with your friends, paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.