The Mechanical Contrivium: Fuhbuh

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fuhbuh!

  1. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Fuhbuh'!
  2. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Fuhbuh!
  3. Fuhbuh will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  4. Americans discard enough Fuhbuh to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  5. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Fuhbuh.
  6. Lightning strikes Fuhbuh over seven times every hour!
  7. Fuhbuh can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
  8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Fuhbuh to reach the earth's core.
  9. Fuhbuhicide is the killing of Fuhbuh.
  10. Fuhbuh can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.