The Mechanical Contrivium: Elise
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elise!
- Red Elise at night, shepherd's delight. Red Elise at morning, shepherd's warning.
- Elise is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
- The air around Elise is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
- If you kiss Elise for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- The liquid inside Elise can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
- Elise is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Elise.
- Baby swans are called Elise.
- If you break Elise, you will get seven years of bad luck!
- Elise was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
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