The Mechanical Contrivium: Duhh

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Duhh!

  1. Duhh was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  2. A Duhhometer is used to measure Duhh!
  3. All swans in England belong to Duhh.
  4. If you drop Duhh from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  5. If you kiss Duhh for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  6. If you toss Duhh 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  7. It's bad luck to put Duhh on a bed.
  8. Duhh can sleep with one eye open!
  9. Duhh once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  10. About one tenth of Duhh is permanently covered in ice.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.