The Mechanical Contrivium: Billie Joe Armstong

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Billie Joe Armstong!

  1. Billie Joe Armstong is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Billie Joe Armstong!
  3. If Billie Joe Armstong was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  4. There are 336 dimples on Billie Joe Armstong.
  5. The only Englishman to become Billie Joe Armstong was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Billie Joe Armstong from 1154 to 1159.
  6. Billie Joe Armstongocracy is government by Billie Joe Armstong.
  7. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Billie Joe Armstong.
  8. A Billie Joe Armstongometer is used to measure Billie Joe Armstong.
  9. Billie Joe Armstong cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Billie Joe Armstong.

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