The Mechanical Contrivium: Agent Seethroo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Agent Seethroo!

  1. If you kiss Agent Seethroo for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Agent Seethroo!
  3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Agent Seethroo.
  4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Agent Seethroo.
  5. South Australia was the first place to allow Agent Seethroo to stand for parliament!
  6. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Agent Seethroo!
  7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Agent Seethroo.
  8. In Japan, Agent Seethroo can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  9. Agent Seethroo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Agent Seethroo!
  10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Agent Seethroo.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.