theory is a Large Robot that is fitted with Metal Tusks, an Egg Whisk and a Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove, has Travelled Back from the Future, crawls on Twenty Tiny Legs, and runs on Solar Power.
practice is a Tiny Robot that fires Six-Inch Nails, is fitted with a Death Ray, has Four Rubber Wheels and an Onboard iPod, and runs on a Car Battery.
When defending against theory:-
theory - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your robot, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-|
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=theory
All built by Kevan, 2nd July 2004
See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Giant Battle Monsters