love is a Robot that walks on Three Spindly Legs, bristles with Antennae, is fitted with a Whirling Chain, Rotating Blades and a Single-Shot Rocket, and runs on Human Blood.
lust is a Robot that is fitted with a Death Ray, is covered with Corporate Logos, constantly shouts 'EXTERMINATE', has Four Rubber Wheels, and requires a Lightning Strike to get it started.
When defending against love:-
love - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your robot, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-|
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=love
All built by Kevan, 2nd July 2004
See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Giant Battle Monsters