Tracey Emin is a Robot that is Powered by Cold Fusion, is fitted with Twin Airbags, is covered with Camouflage Netting, has Four Metal Wheels, and scatters Ball Bearings behind it.
Damien Hirst is a Robot that is fitted with a Heat Ray, has Travelled Back from the Future, runs on Human Blood, jams Radio Transmissions, and is Completely Motionless.
When defending against Tracey Emin:-
Tracey Emin - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your robot, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-|
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=Tracey+Emin
All built by Kevan, 2nd July 2004
See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Giant Battle Monsters