Neo-Conceptualism is a Robot that is fitted with an Oil-Slick Nozzle and a Sink Plunger, has Blue Lights mounted underneath, Hops Around on Single Leg, and runs on 20 AA Batteries.
The Stuckist Art Movement is a Robot that Flips itself Over and Over to Move, is fitted with a Flip-Arm, has Wooden Panelling and Slogans Painted on the Side, runs on Methane, and is Semi-Organic.
When defending against Neo-Conceptualism:-
Neo-Conceptualism - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your robot, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-|
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=Neo-Conceptualism
All built by Kevan, 2nd July 2004
See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Giant Battle Monsters