A Hamster Named Glen Lowry is a Giant Ant that was Found beneath the Ice at the South Pole, projects a Purple Forcefield, and is Radioactive.
A Snake Named Sir Nicholas Serota is a Giant Lizard that breathes Ice Vapour, Expands when Attacked, has X-Ray Vision, Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, is in League with Dark Forces, and lives Underwater.
When defending against A Hamster Named Glen Lowry:-
A Hamster Named Glen Lowry - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=A+Hamster+Named+Glen+Lowry
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots