Robert the Llama Butcher is a Giant Mecha-Moth that was Constructed in a Laboratory, Stomps Around a Lot, has Prehensile Eyes and Acid for Blood, and is Radioactive.
LDH is a Giant Dragon that breathes Ice Vapour, controls Human Thought, is Wreathed with Flames, can Fly, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground.
When defending against Robert the Llama Butcher:-
Robert the Llama Butcher - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Robert+the+Llama+Butcher
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots