Giant Battle Monsters

squid Strength: 8
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 9

essentialsaltes is a Giant Squid that breathes Ice Vapour, controls Human Thought, and dislikes Modern Architecture.

ape Strength: 3
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 4

Christianity is an Average-Sized Ape that Glows in the Dark, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, Fell from the Sky, has Crablike Pincers, moves at Great Speed, and is Covered in Spines.

When attacking:-

Strength: 8
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 9

Cold Attack!

When defending against essentialsaltes:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 10
Intelligence: 6

essentialsaltes wins!

Another Battle?

attacks using

essentialsaltes - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's

By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots