essentialsaltes is a Giant Squid that breathes Ice Vapour, controls Human Thought, and dislikes Modern Architecture.
Christianity is an Average-Sized Ape that Glows in the Dark, emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, Fell from the Sky, has Crablike Pincers, moves at Great Speed, and is Covered in Spines.
When defending against essentialsaltes:-
essentialsaltes - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=essentialsaltes
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots