a large monkey is a Collosal Man-Eating Plant that has Huge, Sharp Claws, is Cold-Blooded and Blind, Screeches when Angry, and can Leap Great Distances.
Chimneysweep is a Human-Sized Dragon that rides around in a Metal Tripod, spits Ice, has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and a Massively Swollen Skull, and is Sensitive to Noise.
When defending against a large monkey:-
a large monkey - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=a+large+monkey
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots