GeekPress is a Giant Bee that has Dozens of Tentacles, controls the Weather, and can turn Invisible.
NoodleFood is a Tiny Ape that emits Ultrasonic Screams, has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, and enjoys Climbing Buildings.
When defending against GeekPress:-
GeekPress - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=GeekPress
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots