French horn is a Giant Ape that has Bulletproof Skin and Enormous Tusks, can Generate Electricity, and is in League with Dark Forces.
Brass band is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that has Dozens of Tentacles, and can Change Colour.
When defending against French horn:-
French horn - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=French+horn
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots